x10 ways to scare your neighbors
1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at theirdoorstep claiming thatyou don't have a phone.
2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have yourlife in myhands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or badplants,while watering the bad ones.
3.)Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (ie:chairs, books,lamps, etc.)
4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say,"Mine are full ofbodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage." walk away laughinghysterically.
5.)Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they comeclose state thattheir is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards.
6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say,"looks like they're onthe move again."
7.) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sitdown with popcornand a dink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.
8.)Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbours. Each day hack off adifferent part oftheir body.
9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. Ifasked why,say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program thebetter.)
10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches.Makemarkers out of household applainces.