-Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. --COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key --Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. --Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. --Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. --My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. --C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN --<-------- The information went data way --------> --The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. --BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding --Access denied---nah nah na nah nah! --C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. --Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay... --As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. --E Pluribus Modem --...File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) --Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny --A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. --An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. --A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord. --11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. --Windows: Just another pane in the glass. --Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? --Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. --RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure. --All computers wait at the same speed. --DEFINITION: Computer---A device designed to speed and automate errors. --Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... --Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... --ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! --E-mail returned to sender---insufficient voltage. --Help! I'm modeming...and I can't hang up!!! --All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? --Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. --"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 --Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! --Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... --Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. --Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|" --Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) --Read my chips: No new upgrades! --Hit any user to continue. --2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!! --I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! --Will the information superhighway have any rest stops? --Disk Full - Press F1 to belch. --Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup --Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic --(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? --(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? --If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be theprocess ofputting them in. --Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. --Programmer: A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing withinanimateobjects. --Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should behard tounderstand. --XMODEM: A spot-marking transfer protocol. --YTERM: A terminal program for queries. --SQWERTY: Computer keyboard sized down for use by children. --SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING. --The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord. --Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it'sbad... --Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer. --BATCH: A group, kinda like a herd. --Computer hackers do it all night long. --Computer modelers simulate it first. --Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit. --Computer programmers know how to use their hardware. --Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. --The name is Baud......, James Baud. --Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. --COFFEE.EXE Missing---Insert Cup and Press Any Key. --C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL --C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN --Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression --BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding --BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! --C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. --Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" --Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) --CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? --SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . --Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... --Press -- to continue... --DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS --Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS --REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)